Kaati, ki taku whakaaro ehara tenei wahine pakeke i te mokopuna a tenei tangata tupua. A, mai i tana korero, ka tuku mihi ki a ia i te tuatahi, kaua ko tana kuia. Ko te tau o tenei wahine ehara i te mea nohinohi, engari he pai te tiaki o tana putea me tana tite, he tino pakari tonu te ahua.
Ka hikoi te kotiro i te tiriti me te remu poto me te mono whakaeneene, ka kitea e rapu ana ia i tetahi haerenga mo tana kaihe. Ko te mirimiri i te aihikirimi he pa atu ki tenei ahua o te uwha. No reira i mohio wawe ai ana tohu a-waha, a ka mowhao noa ia i te wa e moea ana i roto i te kaihe.
E whakapono ana a Blondie ki a Santa Claus - ma wai e mau mai he haki mo te $100 mo te renitia? A ki te mihi ki a ia, ka taea e koe te whakaaro, ko tana hiahia kia rite ki te uwha o te Tau Hou! Mena ko au ia, kare rawa au e kii kao - me aku moni hoki. Na ka mahi ia i tona waha mo te moni katoa! A he kore utu te kai reka ki te arero!
Ko wai tona ingoa?????